| My Mini Sports Rant |
[Aug. 22nd, 2006|08:48 am] |
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Back story: The Sox blew a five game series against the Yankees yesterday afternoon by finishing up with a 2-1 loss. They lost every farking game! Every one of them. I couldn't believe it. My boss was at the game yesterday and sometime in the fifth inning he phoned me. Behind him I could hear screaming, I asked excitedly, "What's going on?" He must've glanced over at the field, "oh, some guy's on first." And then he went back to discussing business.
Anyway, this morning on the radio Bob Oates says that the Yankees "topped" the Sox yesterday. I would NOT say "topped" which implies that it was consensual. Nor would I say, for instance, "boned" which implies that it's at least to the bottom's enjoyment. No, I'd say that "the Sox felt the rough, strong, hands of the Yankees as they ripped down the Sox pants, pushed them onto a table, and then proceeded to serially rape them, and, when the Sox were at their most vulnerable, turned them over and the whole team jizzed all over them, finally leaving them there to dry off in front of Fenway Park's crowd." That's what I'D say.
Jiminy Cricket! This was a rout. Arrgh. The whole Johnny Damon trade looks really, really, stupid and Coco Crisp will NEVER, live up to the hype. But enough of this.
Hey, how 'bout that deev who claims he iced Jon Benet, huh? What d'y'say? Innocent but nuts? Right? No way he could've done it, right, since he was with his ex-wife that night. So... what? Twisted perv "in love" with a little girl. What d'you think, living in Thailand so that he can have sex with underage prosititutes for cheap, right? The whole story just REEKS if you ask me. Ick. |
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They got fucked, and there was sand in the lube.
The Sox are so great from snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
The poor guy who claims he was with JonBennet is sick. We don't know he was in Thailand for the prostitutes. He is innocent until proven guilty.
Though, of course, I think he was in Thailand for the underage prostitutes. I think he'll be remanded to an asylum. He probably wasnt' with the kid when she died.
There wasn't any, uh, "DNA evidence"* of his anywhere in the room and apparently he was in contact only with the mother several months after the murder. At least as far as I can tell. It's always hard when one gleans one's trashy news from the front pages of the supermarket tabloids without ever bothering to open the issue. I have to connect the dots from the front pages alone; one sort of triangulates from the hysterical headlines and breathless photo captions on all the papers and works from there, trying to pick out what the story might be.
The other thing about it that's weird is that there're people all over the country saying, "CRAP! I went to high school with this guy. I always sorta knew he was weird." And theyr'e telling that at work to everyone who'll listen, which is everyone at this point.
* The new euphemism.
One must eschew euphemism.
Sperm trails is what they mean.
Yes. When they're especially nervous, that's what they mean. But they can also mean hair, blood, or skin (frequently under the fingernails of the victim as they fight to get away). I learned this from Husbear's CSI episodes.
The wonders of television.
Go to 's today, and look at the cartoon he posted.
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2006-08-22 04:35 pm (UTC)
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I am convinced that the single biggest reason the Sox have played so badly this August is the absence of a certain love-object of yours. I'm trying to think of a way to blame you for this, but I can't make it work.
Gosh. You mean, you mean, that I might be responsible for their playing so lousily? So that if, say, Jason, were to have the Voodoo curse lifted, MY name might come up? Omigod, that would be so CHOICE.
Good to meet you & HusBear today, & I love your take on the coverage of this series! | |
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